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Cynicalman 1
The first Cynicalman minicomic; presented in garish web color!

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Last Chance!

For a 45-President

Soon to become a sought-after collectors item! Each and every Oval-Office occupant lovingly skewered as stick-figure caricatures. From GW to DT, they're all here—the good, the bad and the ugly. Get em while they're hot!

Sent overland via constitutionally-mandated US Government Postal Service in a secure, crazy-expensive white cardboard tube so you know your Presidents will arrive in tip top shape.

45 Stick-Figure Presidents
A mere $9.46
includes shipping

Spud And Ernie
Into The Cynicalverse!

Chapters 1 & 2
Cynicalman's fan club are back from the 1980s with Dr Pweent's
Cliched Existence Differentiator! They ignite a multiversal struggle
to determine WHO is the WORST of all possible worlds!

5- issue Minicomic Miniseries
Written by Craig Payst with art by Matt Feazell.

Issues 1 & 2 for $1 plus 55¢ shipping.

Two minicomics for one stamp!
+ 55¢ shipping

Cynicalman Paperback Collection

Volume 2

Have A Day T-Shirt

Social Distance Labels
Cheerful, hand-colored Avery labels commemorate the worst epidemic in modern history. Great for sticking on all your outgoing mail or anywhere you want to remind people to back off.
Label size: 1" x 2-5/8". Ten to a sheet.

The Amazing
Cynicalman, Vol.1
The first two and a half years of the Cynicalman newspaper weekly from
the pages of Orbit Magazine,
Metro Times and others.

The Amazing
Cynicalman, Vol.2
All the Amazing Cynicalman weeklies from 2008 to 2013 - as seen in the
pages of the Hamtramck Citizen,
the Review and Flint Comix & Entertainment newspapers.

Now available in roomy 2XL!
Suitable for every occasion!
High quality black Gilden T-shirts
with a white, silk-screened
Have A Day design.

$1.00 + 55¢ shipping
$9.95 + $3 shipping
$14.95 + $3 shipping
$15.00 + $3 shipping
Chapters 1 & 2 for $1 plus 55¢ shipping.
Choose your size:
Cynicalman Vol 1 & 2
Both Books for $20 + FREE Shipping
in the U.S. & Canada

Looking for back issues
and other stuff?

Cynicalman DVD
The Amazing Cynicalman Movie
Feature-length live action video
starring Jim Mackey as Cynicalman. Blockbuster soundtrack with music by local Detroit bands. Run time 89 min., suitable for all ages. Movie clips and theatrical trailer here.

$5.00 + $1.99 shipping

Mudslinger Card Game
Just when you thought it couldn't get any crazier,
along comes MUDSLINGER, the Dirty Little Game of Politics! Join in all the underhanded, back-stabbing, trash-talking fun as you collect candidates, fundraisers, state electoral votes and dirty tricks as you play against your opponents to see who will be the next President of The United States!
Designed by Matt Dawson, illustrated by Matt Feazell
$20 + shipping
from the publisher's web site, here!

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Not Available Comics The Paperback! Catalog
 ComicsLink to a submenu of authentic, hand-drawn comic strips by Matt Feazell  

150-page, squarebound collection of the entire Cynicalman Weekly series, 1997-2002.

CM Vol 1


CatalogAll the back issues, original art and other doohickys you need to complete your Not Available Comics collection

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