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Cynicalman 1
The first Cynicalman minicomic; presented in garish web color!

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Read all about The Amazing Cynicalman Movie project!

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Have A Day Stickers
30 peel-and-stick labels. Great for
sticking on all your outgoing mail or anywhere
you want to remind people to just cool it.
Label size: 1" x 2-5/8". Ten labels to a sheet,
three sheets to a pack.

$2.00 + $1 shipping

MR. COMICS
The amazing and educational two-dimensional adventures of Mr. Comics and his class of bright and brainy acolytes, the Hey Comics Kids! Collecting all 17 one-page features from the magazine Hey Kids Comics plus an all-new origin story. 28 pages, 5-1/2" x 8-1/2" (digest size), all in color!

$6.99 + FREE shipping

Have A Day Hat
Washable black polyester fabric with
a velcro® closure in back fits any size head.
Plastic, fabric-covered bill won't get soggy in the rain. Metal button on the top deflects microwaves for the conspiracy-minded. "Have A Day" slogan and trademarked Cynicalman face on your forehead tells everyone where your head is at!

$15.00 + $5 shipping

Holiday Greeting Cards
Six sentimental, cynical holiday favorites pretty
much says it all; from CuteGirl and Wencil doing the Christmas cha-cha, thru CM doing his Christmas shopping, all the way to Choose Your Own Christmas Card for the truly desperate.
If you have any friends left after sending
these out, you are truly blessed!

$3.00 + $1 shipping
envelopes included

Click here to preview the cards in this set.

STICK FIGURE PRESIDENTS
POSTER

Each and every Oval-Office occupant lovingly skewered as stick-figure caricatures. From GW to JB, they're all here—the good, the bad and the ugly. Get em while they're hot!

Sent overland via constitutionally-mandated US Government Postal Service in a secure, crazy-expensive white cardboard tube so you know your Presidents will arrive in tip top shape.

46 Stick-Figure Presidents
A mere $9.95 includes shipping

The perfect reading list!
A set of SIX 8-page minicomics starring the world famous Amazing Cynicalman, America's laid-off superhero! You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll scratch your head and wonder what's the point! Only $3 and shipping is FREE so click now and get it over with!

CYNICALMAN #15 Special Mask Issue!
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CYNICALMAN #14 Space Race In Your Face!
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BOARD OF SUPERHEROS� #4
A thrilling tale of Cynicalman at his
day job!
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CYNICALMAN #13 Cynicalman almost goes fishing but instead almost goes to the movies!
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AMAZING CYNICALMAN #41 A cynical sampling of Amazing Cynicalman newspaper weeklies!
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CYNICALMAN #1 Festive 40th anniversary reprint edition of the 1980 Cynicalman minicomic that started it all!

Six-Pack
$3.00 FREE shipping

Volume 2

The Amazing
Cynicalman, Vol.1
The first two and a half years of the Cynicalman newspaper weekly from
the pages of Orbit Magazine,
Metro Times and others.

The Amazing
Cynicalman, Vol.2
All the Amazing Cynicalman weeklies
from 2008 to 2013 - as seen in the pages of
the Hamtramck Citizen, the Review, and
Flint Comix & Entertainment newspapers.

T-Shirts
Now available in roomy 2XL!
Suitable for every occasion!
High quality black Gildan T-shirts
with a white, silk-screened
Have A Day design.

$9.95 + $3 shipping

$14.95 + $3 shipping

$20.00 + $5 shipping

INSTANT LIBRARY!
Cynicalman Vol 1 & 2

Both Books for $20 + FREE Shipping
in the U.S.

Looking for back issues
and other stuff?

DVD

The Amazing Cynicalman Movie
Feature-length live action video
starring Jim Mackey as Cynicalman. Blockbuster soundtrack with music by local Detroit bands. Run time 89 min., suitable for all ages. Movie clips and theatrical trailer here.
$5.00 + $1.99 shipping

Shipping costs and free shipping are for U.S. only. Contact me for international shipping rates

MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE BOARD OF SUPERHEROS™

The amazing, superfluous “Web-Site”of Matt Feazell

Not Available Comics	The Paperback!	Catalog
Link to a submenu of authentic, hand-drawn comic strips by Matt Feazell	150-page, squarebound collection of the entire Cynicalman Weekly series, 1997-2002.	All the back issues, original art and other doohickys you need to complete your Not Available Comics collection
Cool Maps	Convention Schedule	Sketchbook
A collection of interesting charts	C U There!	Don't miss my online PORTFOLIO while you're at it