The Amazing Cynicalman



 
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Cynicalman 1
The first Cynicalman minicomic; presented in garish web color!

Movie
Read all about The Amazing Cynicalman Movie project!

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Have A Day Stickers
30 peel-and-stick labels. Great for
sticking on all your outgoing mail or anywhere
you want to remind people to just cool it.
Label size: 1" x 2-5/8". Ten labels to a sheet,
three sheets to a pack.

$2.00 + $1 shipping



Neck Tie

Black, silky polyester with the hand-lettered "Have A Day" slogan and trademarked Cynicalman face for when you really need to dress to impress!
Length 55 in., 4 in. wide at the bottom.


$30 on Zazzle

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Have A Day Hat
Washable black polyester fabric with
a velcro® closure in back fits any size head.
Plastic, fabric-covered bill won't get soggy in the rain. Metal button on
the top deflects microwaves for the conspiracy-minded. "Have A Day" slogan and trademarked Cynicalman face on your forehead tells everyone where your head is at!

$15.00 + $5 shipping



Holiday Greeting Cards
Six sentimental, cynical holiday favorites pretty
much says it all; from CuteGirl and Wencil doing the Christmas cha-cha, thru CM doing his Christmas shopping, all the way to Choose Your Own Christmas Card for the truly desperate.
If you have any friends left after sending
these out, you are truly blessed!

$3.00 + $1 shipping
envelopes included



Click here to preview the cards in this set.

Cynicalman's Fan Club!
Spud and Ernie,
Into The Cynicalverse!


The two sole members of Cynicalman's fan club, Spud and Ernie, discover that their club is twice as big as they thought when they meet the female versions of themselves from another universe!

They need all the help they can get when their tampering with the multiverse unleashes a cascade of evil Dr. Pweents that threatens to shred reality into an endless miasma of stupid cliches!

5-part minicomic mini-series written by Craig Payst, art by Matt Feazell

Complete set $3.00 + FREE shipping


2021
STICK FIGURE PRESIDENTS
POSTER

Updated for 2021! Each and every Oval-Office occupant lovingly skewered as stick-figure caricatures. From GW to JB, they're all here—the good, the bad and the ugly. Get em while they're hot!

Sent overland via constitutionally-mandated US Government Postal Service in a secure, crazy-expensive white cardboard tube so you know your Presidents will arrive in tip top shape.



46 Stick-Figure Presidents
A mere $9.95
includes shipping


The perfect reading list!
A set of SIX 8-page minicomics starring the world famous Amazing Cynicalman, America's laid-off superhero! You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll scratch your head and wonder what's the point! Only $3 and shipping is FREE so click now and get it over with!

CYNICALMAN #15 Special Mask Issue!
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CYNICALMAN #14 Space Race In Your Face!
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BOARD OF SUPERHEROS™ #4
A thrilling tale of Cynicalman at his
day job!

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CYNICALMAN #13 Cynicalman almost goes fishing but instead almost goes to the movies!
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AMAZING CYNICALMAN #41 A cynical sampling of Amazing Cynicalman newspaper weeklies!
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CYNICALMAN #1 Festive 40th anniversary reprint edition of the 1980 Cynicalman minicomic that started it all!


Six-Pack

$3.00
FREE shipping

Cynicalman Paperback Collection

Volume 2

Have A Day T-Shirt

The Amazing
Cynicalman, Vol.1
The first two and a half years of the Cynicalman newspaper weekly from
the pages of Orbit Magazine,
Metro Times and others.

The Amazing
Cynicalman, Vol.2
All the Amazing Cynicalman weeklies
from 2008 to 2013 - as seen in the pages of
the Hamtramck Citizen,
the Review, and
Flint Comix & Entertainment newspapers.


T-Shirts
Now available in roomy 2XL!
Suitable for every occasion!
High quality black Gildan T-shirts
with a white, silk-screened
Have A Day design.

$9.95 + $3 shipping
$14.95 + $3 shipping
$15.00 + $5 shipping
Choose your size:

 

INSTANT LIBRARY!
Cynicalman Vol 1 & 2
Both Books for $20 + FREE Shipping
in the U.S.

Looking for back issues
and other stuff?

DVD
Cynicalman DVD
The Amazing Cynicalman Movie
Feature-length live action video
starring Jim Mackey as Cynicalman. Blockbuster soundtrack with music by local Detroit bands. Run time 89 min., suitable for all ages. Movie clips and theatrical trailer here.

$5.00 + $1.99 shipping

Mudslinger Card Game
Mudslinger
Just when you thought it couldn't get any crazier,
along comes MUDSLINGER, the Dirty Little Game of Politics! Join in all the underhanded, back-stabbing, trash-talking fun as you collect candidates, fundraisers, state electoral votes and dirty tricks as you play against your opponents to see who will be the next President of The United States!
Designed by Matt Dawson, illustrated by Matt Feazell
!
$20 + shipping
from the publisher's web site, here!

(You will be redirected to Mudslingerthegame.com
in a new window)


Shipping costs and free shipping are for U.S. only. Contact me for international shipping rates

MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE BOARD OF SUPERHEROS™

Click HERE for all the gory details!


The amazing, superfluous “Web-Site”of Matt Feazell
Not Available Comics The Paperback! Catalog
 ComicsLink to a submenu of authentic, hand-drawn comic strips by Matt Feazell  

150-page, squarebound collection of the entire Cynicalman Weekly series, 1997-2002.

CM Vol 1
 

 

CatalogAll the back issues, original art and other doohickys you need to complete your Not Available Comics collection

Cool Maps
  Convention Schedule  

Sketchbook
A collection of
interesting
charts
 

C U There!
 

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while you're at it

Action pose
HEROES CON 2015, Charlotte, NC.
Photo by Jennifer Poist, © 2015

Updated the Catalog and Con Schedule Oct. 26, 2021
Update the home page Merch Mart Oct 28, 2021
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