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Cynicalman 1
The first Cynicalman minicomic; presented in garish web color!

Movie
Read all about The Amazing Cynicalman Movie project!

Main Menu
Cynicalman.com navigation epicenter

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Have A Day Stickers
30 peel-and-stick labels. Great for
sticking on all your outgoing mail or anywhere
you want to remind people to just cool it.
Label size: 1" x 2-5/8". Ten labels to a sheet,
three sheets to a pack.

$2.00 + $1 shipping

Neck Tie
Black, silky polyester with the hand-lettered "Have A Day" slogan and trademarked Cynicalman face for when you really need to dress to impress!
Length 55 in., 4 in. wide at the bottom.

$30 on Zazzle
(You will be redirected to my official Zazzle Cynicalman_Store in a new window)

Have A Day Hat
Washable black polyester fabric with
a velcro® closure in back fits any size head.
Plastic, fabric-covered bill won't get soggy in the rain. Metal button on the top deflects microwaves for the conspiracy-minded. "Have A Day" slogan and trademarked Cynicalman face on your forehead tells everyone where your head is at!

$15.00 + $5 shipping

Holiday Greeting Cards
Six sentimental, cynical holiday favorites pretty
much says it all; from CuteGirl and Wencil doing the Christmas cha-cha, thru CM doing his Christmas shopping, all the way to Choose Your Own Christmas Card for the truly desperate.
If you have any friends left after sending
these out, you are truly blessed!

$3.00 + $1 shipping
envelopes included

Cynicalman's Fan Club!
Spud and Ernie,
Into The Cynicalverse!

The two sole members of Cynicalman's fan club, Spud and Ernie, discover that their club is twice as big as they thought when they meet the female versions of themselves from another universe!

They need all the help they can get when their tampering with the multiverse unleashes a cascade of evil Dr. Pweents that threatens to shred reality into an endless miasma of stupid cliches!

5-part minicomic mini-series written by Craig Payst, art by Matt Feazell

Complete set $3.00 + FREE shipping

2021
STICK FIGURE PRESIDENTS
POSTER

Updated for 2021! Each and every Oval-Office occupant lovingly skewered as stick-figure caricatures. From GW to JB, they're all here—the good, the bad and the ugly. Get em while they're hot!

Sent overland via constitutionally-mandated US Government Postal Service in a secure, crazy-expensive white cardboard tube so you know your Presidents will arrive in tip top shape.

46 Stick-Figure Presidents
A mere $9.95 includes shipping

The perfect reading list!
A set of SIX 8-page minicomics starring the world famous Amazing Cynicalman, America's laid-off superhero! You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll scratch your head and wonder what's the point! Only $3 and shipping is FREE so click now and get it over with!

CYNICALMAN #15 Special Mask Issue!
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CYNICALMAN #14 Space Race In Your Face!
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BOARD OF SUPERHEROS™ #4
A thrilling tale of Cynicalman at his
day job!
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CYNICALMAN #13 Cynicalman almost goes fishing but instead almost goes to the movies!
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AMAZING CYNICALMAN #41 A cynical sampling of Amazing Cynicalman newspaper weeklies!
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CYNICALMAN #1 Festive 40th anniversary reprint edition of the 1980 Cynicalman minicomic that started it all!

Six-Pack
$3.00 FREE shipping

The Amazing
Cynicalman, Vol.2
All the Amazing Cynicalman weeklies
from 2008 to 2013 - as seen in the pages of
the Hamtramck Citizen, the Review, and
Flint Comix & Entertainment newspapers.

$20.00 + $5 shipping

INSTANT LIBRARY!

Both Books for $20 + FREE Shipping
in the U.S.

The Amazing Cynicalman Vol 1 & 2

+ FREE Shipping (US) $20.00 USD + $17 Shipping (Canada & UK) $37.00 USD

DVD

The Amazing Cynicalman Movie
Feature-length live action video
starring Jim Mackey as Cynicalman. Blockbuster soundtrack with music by local Detroit bands. Run time 89 min., suitable for all ages. Movie clips and theatrical trailer here.
$5.00 + $1.99 shipping

Mudslinger Card Game

Just when you thought it couldn't get any crazier,
along comes MUDSLINGER, the Dirty Little Game of Politics! Join in all the underhanded, back-stabbing, trash-talking fun as you collect candidates, fundraisers, state electoral votes and dirty tricks as you play against your opponents to see who will be the next President of The United States!
Designed by Matt Dawson, illustrated by Matt Feazell!
$20 + shipping
from the publisher's web site, here!
(You will be redirected to Mudslingerthegame.com
in a new window)

150-page, squarebound collection of the entire Cynicalman Weekly series, 1997-2002.